Beware!

Beware!
A dangerous woman lives here,
such as you should avoid and fear.
She may fall in love too easy
and love you too much like crazy.
She’ll bother you with affection,
killing each bit of attraction
you may have felt for her before.
Her poems incite no love nor
friendship, just disgust and contempt.
To seduce you she may attempt,
in her socially awkward way,
compliment you in hope you’d stay
and drive away her loneliness,
thereby just adding to your stress.
If you’re not careful, she’ll sure cling
to you as for her it’s no fling.
She’ll admire you—What a bore!—
and wish to be your girl. Therefore:
Beware!